Married at First Sight: Sorry, what?

Married at first sight is now in its second series on Channel 4. It’s totally bonkers, questions wedding traditions, makes me both agree and disagree with it as a concept…and I’m totally hooked.

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The Top 10 reasons why my hen do was wonderbar

So, after years of going to friends’ hen do’s, I finally went to my own. And I’m still in shock…and rather hungover. Nothing gives you clarity on what you want for your own hen do like going to a zillion others. So what is the natural thing to do…? Why it’s obvious: book your own hen do and ensure […]

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Choosing a bridesmaid: But what if my best mate is a boy?

I love hearing that brides and grooms having members of the opposite sex as their ‘Best Woman’ or ‘Bridesman’ is radically alternative. Really? Don’t we think it’s a little archaic to think that men and women in 2016 only ever have friends of the same sex? It does make me laugh when I see all these […]

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Jellyfish brides: Aaaagh go away!

Do any of you have that jellyfish bride ‘acquaintance’, who is either engaged and currently planning her wedding, or is already married and has done it ALL, making you feel like you’ve organised NOTHING? If so, let’s join hands and block their number until we’re married?  If not, lucky you. Ooh, maybe you’re her? Obviously joking.  […]

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Hen do What’s App chat: it’s a no from me

17 February 2016: I actually can’t believe I’m saying this, but I might retire from What’s App soon. It stresses me out. I sometimes go to get a coffee, come back and my phone has 20+ new What’s app messages. Mostly about…nothing much. Warning: this is not a brag of popularity. Stream of consciousness thoughts about […]

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Valentine’s does hen do fights

There’s nothing like coming back from a lovely romantic time out at a gig on Valentine’s Day to get on the tube and witness a full-on fisty cuffs between two girls. I then saw that the two girls had pink sashes on, one of which said BRIDE and the other one said BRIDESMAID. Nice… When I […]

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We heart our brides’ crew

Oh bridelings, I am so sorry. I have neglected you for about two weeks. TWO WEEKS. Poor form, Jo. The truth is, I’m embarrassed. I haven’t done any wedding planning for two weeks. TWO WEEKS. You get the idea…What a slacker. Yet, in my defence I have just made up for lost time. I have […]

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